I haven’t seen a movie in the theatre since 300. I know, I know, you’re asking yourself, “What’s wrong with him?”

Listen, get your wife pregnant and have a kid and six months in, tell me how many films you’ve seen in the theatre, jerk.

So I’m a bit out of touch when it comes to what’s coming to the theatre, because why bother paying attention if you know you’re not going to go?

Which is why it’s so nice of Ken Levine to give us a rundown of what “Hollywood is force feeding” us this holiday season.

Here’s a taste:
JUNO – Teenager puts her baby up for adoption. Great buzz on the script. Written by a former stripper. If the strike drags on forever she at least has something to fall back on.

He’s a funny guy, that Ken Levine.

Read part one.

Read part two.